someone tells me they haven’t seen the avengers

someone says they enjoyed 50 shades as literature

i can’t tell if it’s a speck of dust on the wall or a spider

food at another table looks better than what i ordered

i realized fred and george saw ron sleeping with peter on the map

and there were no questions

i’m waiting for my food to cook

there is cilantro in my food

i prove someone wrong using snopes

i get notes on my posts

someone mentions one of my fandoms irl